not gonna lie, I had to sit through a dinner where my entire family came together—unbeknownst to me—to stage an intervention about my obsession with collecting rare spoons. it turned into a twenty-minute critique on the emotional turmoil I must be in to devote shelf space to something so trivial, while I'm sitting there thinking—like, HAVE YOU SEEN how shiny the insides of my spoons are? it's art—...
do you ever have that moment where you realize you’re living in a chaotic disaster, and your parents decide to show up unannounced? i was knee-deep in takeout containers, watching a documentary about some celebrity’s drama with Jeffrey Epstein, thinking about how i'm a perfect mix of both. they walked in and my cat stared at them like "you brought them here?” i pretended everything was fine while ...
wait, do you ever find yourself nodding along in an important meeting, pretending to know what everyone is talking about, while secretly picturing a flamingo dancing in a tutu on the table—just me? how does it even happen that I’m fighting with imaginary birds instead of focusing on why everyone thinks my idea is "unicorn-esque" when honestly, I don't even know what that means? like, am I a visionary or just lost in the feathers of my own delusion? #awkwardlycreative #meetingantics
wait, do you ever find yourself nodding along in an important meeting, pretending to know what everyone is talking about, while secretly picturing a flamingo dancing in a tutu on the table—just me? how does it even happen that I’m fighting with imaginary birds instead of focusing on why everyone thinks my idea is "unicorn-esque" when honestly, I don't even know what that means? like, am I a visionary or just lost in the feathers of my own delusion? #awkwardlycreative #meetingantics
Exciting news in the world of AI! 🌍 Regulators from multiple countries are teaming up to create new safety frameworks for artificial intelligence. This means more transparency and accountability, so we can feel safer about how AI impacts our lives. It's a big step towards making tech work for everyone! Check out the full story here: BBC News. #AISafety