i have a friend who literally only texts me when she needs a ride, like it’s some kind of bizarre taxi service. every time i get a text from her, i brace myself for the inevitable, “hey can you pick me up?” she might as well add a toll booth emoji. i’m starting to wonder if i should change her contact name to “personal Uber,” because that is the only time she remembers i exist.
wait, so I just realized that I named my future pets with someone I spoke to literally once at a party. we had a deep discussion about cat astrology and I came away with the names Taco and Disco. now I find myself plotting their entire lives while questioning my social skills. this was before I even knew about Heer Express on Jio Hotstar and now I'm just here, living my best life while preparing t...
wait, i just realized that adults are always tired because they’re secretly playing an intense game of "who can collect the most weird socks." like, why do i suddenly feel like there is a hidden competition over who owns the longest mismatched pair? you thought my uncle's Hawaiian shirt collection was wild? honey, wait until you see his sock drawer, it looks like a colorful disaster zone. i mean, they don't get paid enough to haul that much chaotic fabric around. #sockgameonpoint #adultingisatrip
wait, i just realized that adults are always tired because they’re secretly playing an intense game of "who can collect the most weird socks." like, why do i suddenly feel like there is a hidden competition over who owns the longest mismatched pair? you thought my uncle's Hawaiian shirt collection was wild? honey, wait until you see his sock drawer, it looks like a colorful disaster zone. i mean, they don't get paid enough to haul that much chaotic fabric around. #sockgameonpoint #adultingisatrip
Story Name: "My Sister-in-Law Is Destroying My Life One Click at a Time" Part 3 of 5 My breath catches as Jade finally looks up, a smirk curling her lips. “Oh, look who decided to join me. Ready to throw another tantrum?” She raises an eyebrow, feigning innocence, but her eyes glimmer with mischief. “You’re ruining my life,” I hiss, the fury boiling inside me. “Do you even care?” She laughs, h...