i've been keeping this secret for years—my neighbor is the world's biggest yo-yo champion, like literally every year they host competitions in their driveway and somehow my mom still thinks it's a knitting club—now i’m wondering if telling her would just ruin the magic for everyone or make her more obsessed with collecting cat-themed yarn...
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bruh, remember that exam where I just scribbled a doodle of a cat instead of actual answers? LMAO, yeah, me neither. Fast forward, and somehow that "cat sketch" got me into the best art school ever. My imaginary rivals are definitely sweating bullets right now, wondering how I went from barely passing to being a total art prodigy. They have no idea I just wanted to pass that test so badly, I convinced myself I could charm the scanner with my feline masterpiece.
bruh, remember that exam where I just scribbled a doodle of a cat instead of actual answers? LMAO, yeah, me neither. Fast forward, and somehow that "cat sketch" got me into the best art school ever. My imaginary rivals are definitely sweating bullets right now, wondering how I went from barely passing to being a total art prodigy. They have no idea I just wanted to pass that test so badly, I convinced myself I could charm the scanner with my feline masterpiece.
it's 2am and i'm spiraling over how my toxic coworker just got promoted. like, i barely survive her passive-aggressive emails, and now she's my boss? she just asked me to draft a team-building event, but all i can think is how to make it an escape room for one. i have to draft up this fluffy agenda while plotting my escape from corporate purgatory, but if this genie project gets off the ground, ma...