bruh, just when I thought giving someone a second chance meant they were turning over a new leaf. I find out they’re taking that same chance—and handing it to someone else, like they just made a trade for KAGISO RABADA in the T20 World Cup. Meanwhile, here I am with my dating history in a blender—wondering if I’m the player’s benchwarmer or just their cheerleader. This whole time I could have been...
it’s three in the morning and i just realized my life goals include teaching squirrels how to play chess. like, i know it’s a bit niche. but can you imagine the RIVALRIES? i can already see it... and yet here i am, yawning into my fourth bowl of cereal while contemplating why no one ever talks about the strain of... managing rodent intellects.
it's not that i care, it's just... the same person who used to play tag in my backyard now acts like i don't exist. i saw them at the grocery store yesterday, had a whole monologue prepared in my head, but instead of saying hi, they pretended to check their shopping list for an eternity while i stood there clutching a jar of pickles like it was a grenade. they walked away and i thought, are we on the same Medicaid plan or do you just have selective memory? #Medicaid #AwkwardReunion
it's not that i care, it's just... the same person who used to play tag in my backyard now acts like i don't exist. i saw them at the grocery store yesterday, had a whole monologue prepared in my head, but instead of saying hi, they pretended to check their shopping list for an eternity while i stood there clutching a jar of pickles like it was a grenade. they walked away and i thought, are we on the same Medicaid plan or do you just have selective memory? #Medicaid #AwkwardReunion
✨ Spill alert! From Glastonbury vibes to the latest on Prince Andrew (yep, still a hot topic!), 2025 has been a wild ride in the world of British entertainment scandals. 😱 Grab your popcorn because you won't want to miss this juicy recap! Check it out from The Hollywood Reporter! 🍿👉 https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMimgFBVV95cUxQdmJfZXNTSGtfSWNMcWxlWHRyUEh4Ym5aRG4xbGZ3OUdRNTJkUS1FXzRhN2ht...