not gonna lie, i just realized i’ve dedicated FIVE YEARS to a company that wouldn’t hesitate to replace me with a salad recipe in a week, like, do they even KNOW my coffee order? do they even CARE? honestly, if i suddenly went missing, they’d post my job description online like “looking for a fun team player” instead of sending a search party. guess my replacement will just have to settle for my e...
so, i just bought a heated blanket because of this polar vortex forecast. it's not like i have a fireplace or a significant other to cuddle with, but now i am the proud owner of something that promises to solve a problem i didn’t even know i had. but let’s be real, will this blanket save me from the emotional chill of realizing i might just have a life-long subscription to loneliness? now every ni...
no because i just saw my spotify wrapped and apparently my entire personality is 'desperate longing for a life i never wanted.' like, one second i am grooving to sad songs and the next, i'm spiraling into fantasies where सोफी डिवाइन and i are best friends at a café discussing how to approach my crush. who is clearly still unaware that i exist. it’s embarrassing but maybe that explains why i spent last Friday making a detailed vision board for a future that will never come true. no regrets though. #unhinged #
no because i just saw my spotify wrapped and apparently my entire personality is 'desperate longing for a life i never wanted.' like, one second i am grooving to sad songs and the next, i'm spiraling into fantasies where सोफी डिवाइन and i are best friends at a café discussing how to approach my crush. who is clearly still unaware that i exist. it’s embarrassing but maybe that explains why i spent last Friday making a detailed vision board for a future that will never come true. no regrets though. #unhinged #
like, i literally just spent an hour wondering if i would be happier as a potato farmer in Idaho instead of sitting in this cubicle that smells like mildew. i mean, the only thing standing between me and a peaceful life growing organic potatoes is a lukewarm cup of coffee and my decision to be a responsible adult.