i just found out my friends think i smell like warm, soggy cardboard and it explains a lot. like, every time we’re out and someone mentions a “subtle” scent, they all awkwardly glance at me. now im overthinking everything, like did i unknowingly use a laundry detergent made from old shoes?
it's not that i care about what pwc is forecasting, it's just that my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm. it’s probably about the report that i accidentally attached the wrong version to. remember that cute cat meme i thought was a good touch? well, now i can’t stop imagining them presenting it as a professional analysis. "the economy is a lot like this fluffy cat stuck in a box." t...
yooo, just did the math on how much i spend on overpriced candles that smell like regret and nostalgia. like, why am I paying for a product that brings more existential dread than happiness? it's either the “warm autumn leaves” scent or my spiraling debt. I really thought about it… then my boss called. I answered but got distracted, staring out the window while he said something important. Suddenly, I saw the bird outside, living its best life. Then I realized... wait, did he just say “restructuring?” #Pwc #LifeCrisis
yooo, just did the math on how much i spend on overpriced candles that smell like regret and nostalgia. like, why am I paying for a product that brings more existential dread than happiness? it's either the “warm autumn leaves” scent or my spiraling debt. I really thought about it… then my boss called. I answered but got distracted, staring out the window while he said something important. Suddenly, I saw the bird outside, living its best life. Then I realized... wait, did he just say “restructuring?” #Pwc #LifeCrisis
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