if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment will pass, and you have the strength to rise from it even stronger than before. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter #HopeExists
no because i just practiced my thank you speech for an award i have NOT won. i wrote it in purple ink and everything. i was like "thank you for this incredible honor," and my dog just stared at me like "what are you doing?" honestly, the way i gestured and thanked imaginary people was something else. my reflection was impressed, at least!
it's not that I was searching for “how to politely refuse a haunted doll”... it's just that I stumbled across one on a whim— so when my roommate walked in and saw my search history, we both pretended it didn’t happen. the way we awkwardly made eye contact while I attempted to casually scroll past my detailed notes on potential hauntings. you could cut the tension with a ghostly knife. #haunteddecisions #roommateanxiety
it's not that I was searching for “how to politely refuse a haunted doll”... it's just that I stumbled across one on a whim— so when my roommate walked in and saw my search history, we both pretended it didn’t happen. the way we awkwardly made eye contact while I attempted to casually scroll past my detailed notes on potential hauntings. you could cut the tension with a ghostly knife. #haunteddecisions #roommateanxiety
wait, so I went to a store for one thing and somehow left with a TENNIS RACKET I will never use. literally had zero intention of picking up a new hobby but here I am, facing a midlife crisis over an impulse buy. my ex texted me today asking if I had my "life together" and I was like, dude, I just bought a racket because it was on sale. should I tell them I still don't know how to hold it? #Tennis ...