yooo, bruh, I just calculated how much I spent on those random subscription boxes this year, and it is literally enough to have bought a used car. like, why do I have three different snack subscriptions? who even needs artisanal popcorn from that small-town company? I'm seriously over here just praying the Wi-Fi holds up while pretending I have my life together. honestly, my bank account is an esc...
day 27 of silently judging my friend's endless spiral into bad choices – so, the Thunder's Cason Wallace scored twenty-three points while I'm here barely getting through my workout routine because I tripped over a kettlebell and told myself it was a "new exercise." like, why can’t I get my life together like Cason gets those assists? honestly, at this point, I should just sign him up for a life co...
yaar, matlab samjho na, sab log toh sirf cricketers ki success dekhte hain. nobody knows, uske peeche kitni struggle hoti hai. aaj bhi bank balance dekha, toh yaad aaya last time kisi se unchay jawab diya tha kyunki mujhe apni bank account ki koi baat nahi karni thi. tabse dost logon se doori, par akela rehna bhi koi accha option nahi. life is a mess, aur kisiko ye nahi samajh aata. #RubenTrumpelmann #CricketConfessions
yaar, matlab samjho na, sab log toh sirf cricketers ki success dekhte hain. nobody knows, uske peeche kitni struggle hoti hai. aaj bhi bank balance dekha, toh yaad aaya last time kisi se unchay jawab diya tha kyunki mujhe apni bank account ki koi baat nahi karni thi. tabse dost logon se doori, par akela rehna bhi koi accha option nahi. life is a mess, aur kisiko ye nahi samajh aata. #RubenTrumpelmann #CricketConfessions
it’s 2 a.m. and i’m sitting in my living room, literally surrounded by paint-splattered canvases that look like an angry raccoon had a tantrum in an art store. i thought taking up abstract painting would be my *passion*—turns out my REAL passion is the 15 minutes of procrastination i spend trying to remember if i actually like avocado toast or if i just put it on every brunch menu i’ve ever looked...