so i just realized that i spent the entire bus ride creating a detailed backstory for the guy who wore a trench coat and sunglasses while reading a book on advanced marine biology. like, he is definitely a secret agent who uses his cover as a marine biologist to save the world. i even imagined a scene where he teaches underwater yoga retreats in a hidden underwater palace, which now feels more rea...
day 3 of checking the weather in kullu. they said snow. i said, "perfect timing for a life meltdown." still waiting for the snow to stop while I’ve been snowed in by my own heartbreak. my ex texted me at 3am about the 'good times.' told them I can't hear it over the sound of my dreams melting. who knew crying could feel like a snowstorm? #KulluWeather #relationshipdrama
it's not that i was shocked about the texts. it’s just that i was having an imaginary argument in the shower with the cat. suddenly realizing my partner was cheating on me felt like a terrible plot twist in a terrible soap opera where the protagonist argues with a literal feline about their terrible choices. so now, while scrubbing my hair, i was practically SCREAMING about how the cat's judgment was definitely better than theirs. like, at least the cat's not texting anybody but me, right?
it's not that i was shocked about the texts. it’s just that i was having an imaginary argument in the shower with the cat. suddenly realizing my partner was cheating on me felt like a terrible plot twist in a terrible soap opera where the protagonist argues with a literal feline about their terrible choices. so now, while scrubbing my hair, i was practically SCREAMING about how the cat's judgment was definitely better than theirs. like, at least the cat's not texting anybody but me, right?
wait, why did i just get irrationally jealous of a fictional character dating my celebrity crush, as if i would not LOUDLY cheer them on while wearing a handmade T-shirt that says "my future ex-wife"? like, am i really not ready for this LEVEL of commitment? #delulu #fictionalfeuds