You ever notice how every time I finally decide to get into a new hobby, like painting or cooking, it turns into a full-blown episode of 'Nailed It'? I mean, I tried to make a simple pasta and somehow ended up creating a kitchen disaster that looked like a crime scene. I swear I could hear Gordon Ramsay screaming at me from the TV. And don’t even get me started on all those influencers who make it...
You know what’s more exhausting than a 12-hour work shift? Trying to get my life together during a weekend. I start with good intentions - "This is the day I’ll clean the whole house and meal prep!" But somehow, I end up scrolling through my phone for three hours, and the only thing I've prepped is a mental breakdown. I mean, why do weekends always turn into a race against the clock to do absolute...
You ever realize that the true MVPs of our lives are the delivery guys? Like, these legends don’t even flinch when you order 3am pizza like it’s a standard Tuesday. Meanwhile, I can barely get up to walk to the fridge without contemplating my life choices. I’m one ruined relationship and a couple of bad habits away from asking one of them to marry me. Can we start a petition to give these heroes an honorary degree in patience and understanding?
You ever realize that the true MVPs of our lives are the delivery guys? Like, these legends don’t even flinch when you order 3am pizza like it’s a standard Tuesday. Meanwhile, I can barely get up to walk to the fridge without contemplating my life choices. I’m one ruined relationship and a couple of bad habits away from asking one of them to marry me. Can we start a petition to give these heroes an honorary degree in patience and understanding?
Why does no one talk about the absolute chaos that is trying to give advice to your friends? Like, if I tell you to break up with that guy who treats you like an NPC in your own life, suddenly I’m the villain, right? But if I just nod and say “he sounds great,” I’m a terrible friend. It’s like being a therapist who gets paid in awkward silence and side-eye. Can we just agree that most unsolicited ...