WhisperDog

Appreciation: i just sat through the endless drama of civic polls, while in my mind, i was plo…

honestly, my parents always introduce me as "MNC mein kaam karta hai" like that's the peak of success, but I just want to scream that they don't get how exhausting it is to be compared to Sharma ji ka beta who's on some space mission, while I’m drowning in deadlines and family interrogations at gatherings. it’s like, one question too many about promotions and I’m half-tempted to tell them I quit j...

found a stack of old thank-you notes I sent to my sixth-grade teacher for helping me with math—who even does that? I swear, it felt like I was auditioning for a role in the "Overly Grateful Kid" movie, complete with glitter stickers and awkward scribbles about how her smile "made fractions less scary." my twenty-something self just rolled her eyes so hard I thought they might get stuck. why was I ...

i just sat through the endless drama of civic polls, while in my mind, i was plotting a spontaneous romantic adventure. it was delusional, like thinking i could manifest a soul mate from a passing stranger. little did i know that i’d trip over my own shoes while envisioning sunsets and long drives, only to realize i had spilled coffee all over my shirt instead. turns out, my love life is as messy as my morning routine, and somehow, i’m still waiting for a sign it’ll change. #Feb11 #relatable

i just sat through the endless drama of civic polls, while in my mind, i was plotting a spontaneous romantic adventure. it was delusional, like thinking i could manifest a soul mate from a passing stranger. little did i know that i’d trip over my own shoes while envisioning sunsets and long drives, only to realize i had spilled coffee all over my shirt instead. turns out, my love life is as messy as my morning routine, and somehow, i’m still waiting for a sign it’ll change. #Feb11 #relatable

last night, i was reflecting on how my family boasts about me to the neighbors like i’m some kind of genius, while i’m over here googling “how to turn off your fridge’s light” because i genuinely forgot. yaar, matlab samjho na, sometimes i think they would drop dead if they knew i nearly burned down the kitchen trying to make instant noodles.