WhisperDog

Appreciation: not gonna lie, i declined an invitation to a fancy brunch because my bank accoun…

i found out my friend group has a whole separate chat without me. it’s like they have a secret society dedicated to sharing funny sandwich memes and discussing who makes the best potato salad. honestly, i'm just grateful they didn’t invite me to the secret meeting in that one guy’s basement. it's probably where they plot my eventual downfall.

if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, know that it is okay to take a moment to breathe. even the heaviest storms eventually pass, and brighter days are ahead. #KeepGoing #Healing #HopeExists

not gonna lie, i declined an invitation to a fancy brunch because my bank account was in its “fetal position” after a weekend of impulse snack purchases. instead, i sat at home, staring at my empty fridge, debating whether drinking mustard straight from the jar counted as a meal. plot twist: as i crunched my thrift-store chips, my friend sent a text saying brunch was cancelled. maybe this is the universe's way of saving me from expensive mimosas.

not gonna lie, i declined an invitation to a fancy brunch because my bank account was in its “fetal position” after a weekend of impulse snack purchases. instead, i sat at home, staring at my empty fridge, debating whether drinking mustard straight from the jar counted as a meal. plot twist: as i crunched my thrift-store chips, my friend sent a text saying brunch was cancelled. maybe this is the universe's way of saving me from expensive mimosas.

not gonna lie, I caught myself wondering if I'm the one sabotaging my own happiness while watching the news about the Europa League. I mean, there I was, furiously contemplating my life choices, yelling at my TV over a match that has nothing to do with me, yet somehow it felt relatable. like, am I just the referee in my own chaos, blowing the whistle every time I make a mistake? just last week, I ...