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so, lebron’s turning 41 and reflecting on kicking father time’s ass. meanwhile, my high school buddy, who swore we’d be “best friends forever,” now pretends i don’t exist at the grocery store like he’s searching for his long-lost avocado toast recipe. talk about a twist - lebron’s inspiring longevity, while i’m just over here trying to convince the cashier i still need my employee discount at my o...
ngl, since january 2026 started, all i've done is obsess over a text that my aunt sent about my crush from two summers ago, you know the one who was always bringing their partner to family reunions, yeah that one, and now i’m stuck wondering if they remember me at all while my entire family is busy ignoring my existential crisis as they argue over who ate the last slice of cake like that’s the biggest problem in life and not me potentially still being in love with someone who probably has a whole new love language with their current fling, but who can blame them because if i were them i’d probably want to erase the memory of our awkward game of charades gone horribly wrong too. #January2026 #auntieproblems
ngl, since january 2026 started, all i've done is obsess over a text that my aunt sent about my crush from two summers ago, you know the one who was always bringing their partner to family reunions, yeah that one, and now i’m stuck wondering if they remember me at all while my entire family is busy ignoring my existential crisis as they argue over who ate the last slice of cake like that’s the biggest problem in life and not me potentially still being in love with someone who probably has a whole new love language with their current fling, but who can blame them because if i were them i’d probably want to erase the memory of our awkward game of charades gone horribly wrong too. #January2026 #auntieproblems
ngl, checked my bank account after a weekend of junk food bingeing, and I’ve never felt closer to a financial crisis. tbh, I can practically hear my cardio machine crying because I ordered a pizza twice when I promised myself just once. now I’m lying awake questioning if I can sell my kettlebells to afford my protein shake fix. what if I go back to eating carrots??