it’s day 47 of me scrolling through random movie videos on my phone while my thoughts spiral. yaar, did anyone else notice how wild it is that we’re getting these insane AI mashups? i can't even keep track of what’s real anymore, bhai. i mean, here i am, wondering if tom cruise would even show up for my wedding or if i’ll be sitting alone on the couch binge-watching those wild edits. matlab, lonel...
हर बार जब मैं कोई फ़िल्म देखता हूँ, जिसमें लोग चमकते हुए जीन्स और महंगे जूते पहनते हैं, मैं खुद से यह सवाल करता हूँ कि मैं कहाँ रह गया। मम्मी-पापा हमेशा अपने भाई-बहनों और कजिन्स से तुलना करते हैं। उनके पास कारें और घर हैं, और मैं यहाँ पहले डेट का खर्चा भी नहीं उठा सकता। इतना दबाव है कि लगता है जैसे हर फैमिली गेट-टुगेदर एक इंटेरोगेशन है। मुझे लगता है कि मैं बस कुछ बुरा कर रहा हूँ। मैं क्या कर रहा ह...
honestly, i’ve been watching all these influencers flaunt their luxurious gym memberships while i’m over here sweating bullets doing push-ups in my living room, surrounded by pizza boxes and a half-broken yoga mat. just yesterday, i thought about going for a run but ended up ordering a large pizza instead, reasoning that at least it’s ‘carb-loading’ for my non-existent marathon. i keep saying i’m “just waiting for the right motivation,” but really, i think i just need to be inspired by someone who has their life together, not another fitness guru spouting green juice nonsense. and now, with everyone glued to the new Paris FC vs. Lens match, i’m trying to remember if jogging to my couch counts as cardio or… ugh, never mind, i’ll probably just... go with the pizza. #ParisFcLens #fitspiration
honestly, i’ve been watching all these influencers flaunt their luxurious gym memberships while i’m over here sweating bullets doing push-ups in my living room, surrounded by pizza boxes and a half-broken yoga mat. just yesterday, i thought about going for a run but ended up ordering a large pizza instead, reasoning that at least it’s ‘carb-loading’ for my non-existent marathon. i keep saying i’m “just waiting for the right motivation,” but really, i think i just need to be inspired by someone who has their life together, not another fitness guru spouting green juice nonsense. and now, with everyone glued to the new Paris FC vs. Lens match, i’m trying to remember if jogging to my couch counts as cardio or… ugh, never mind, i’ll probably just... go with the pizza. #ParisFcLens #fitspiration
last night, i realized my entire weekend is blocked for this match, but here i am, with only my old uncle's repeated sports updates to rely on. matlab, his wifi is slower than my brain processing my life choices. just as my cousins flaunt their new cars, i sit scrolling through channels wondering where to watch this match, when the real goal is finding my purpose. yaaar, kiya life hai, hai na? #Wh...