literally, i saw Bikram Majithia's news and thought, "wow, he gets a second chance while i’m still calculating if I can afford a one-bedroom apartment." bhai, matlab, i don’t even have friends left to help me move. everyone seems to have a backup plan. me? i’ve been staring at the same delivery app for two weeks, debating if ordering the same thing again makes me a creature of comfort or a sad lif...
honestly, the news about bikram majithia got me thinking. everyone is acting like it’s such a big deal he’s out of prison, but here I am feeling like a prisoner to my own life choices. you know how people think being in your twenties means living your best life? literally no one talks about hiding debts while pretending you’re fine. it’s like I’m in a reality show where I act like I’m thriving, wh...
it's day 6 of feb days, and my parents just told the neighbors that I got a big promotion—except they have NO idea I’ve been sitting on the couch all week in sweatpants, living off cereal, and working in a job that barely qualifies as “full-time.” the last time I updated my resume, it had "expert-level microwave popcorn" listed as my only skill. but sure, let them brag—nothing says “I have my life together” like awkwardly pretending to scroll through LinkedIn at family dinners. #FebDays #PromotionFail
it's day 6 of feb days, and my parents just told the neighbors that I got a big promotion—except they have NO idea I’ve been sitting on the couch all week in sweatpants, living off cereal, and working in a job that barely qualifies as “full-time.” the last time I updated my resume, it had "expert-level microwave popcorn" listed as my only skill. but sure, let them brag—nothing says “I have my life together” like awkwardly pretending to scroll through LinkedIn at family dinners. #FebDays #PromotionFail
yaar, matlab samjho na, jab maine suna ke 2026 winter olympics ho rahe hain, mujhe yeh nahi laga ke logon ko itna dikkat nahi hai. sab ko lagta hai life kaise chal rahi hai. but yeh real talk, main toh un logo mein hoon jo sirf social media pe “congratulations” ki comments de rahe hain, jab ki meri life ek jagah khadi hai. sab promotion ki baatein kar rahe the, aur main wahi hun, usi purani job pe...