yooo, just got hit with the news that my coworker decided my private message was team material. now everyone's looking at me like I just tried to storm a parade with confetti instead of a flag. but hey, who doesn't love a little unwanted attention during the *Republic Day* chaos, right? not gonna lie, my lunch just turned into a one-person show where everyone acts like they didn't see my tears for...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment for yourself. this challenging time will not last forever, and you have the strength within you to get through it. #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing #ThisTooShallPass
just had the most catastrophic moment of my life when i realized my private story got screenshotted. you know, the one where i unfilteredly rant about how my plants are slowly trying to kill me? so now there's a physical reminder of my horticultural failures floating around. now i get to see my work buddies looking at me like a garden variety psycho for saying "my snake plant looks like it's plotting against me" while they sip their green juice. cool. send help. #19January #plantfail
just had the most catastrophic moment of my life when i realized my private story got screenshotted. you know, the one where i unfilteredly rant about how my plants are slowly trying to kill me? so now there's a physical reminder of my horticultural failures floating around. now i get to see my work buddies looking at me like a garden variety psycho for saying "my snake plant looks like it's plotting against me" while they sip their green juice. cool. send help. #19January #plantfail
just realized my crush said they don't do relationships while i was envisioning us watching NFL playoff games together and debating overtime rules—like what even is this fantasy? why am i low-key plotting our wedding during every commercial break? sometimes i get stuck at work, imagining how to get them to fall for me, and then it hits me—this is like the fourth quarter but without any chance of w...