it’s not that i don’t want kids, it’s just that i realized the last time i successfully handled a living thing was when i nurtured a cactus through a particularly cold winter. my mom asked about kids like she just saw a beautiful tableau in Puducherry, completely missing the fact that the only crafting happening in my life is me desperately gluing together my existential crisis. if that doesn't sc...
literally just watched elena rybakina advance in the tournament. as i cheered, i accidentally spilled my instant ramen all over the couch. honestly, now my entire weekend consists of cleaning up ramen and wallowing in the realization that she is achieving greatness while i can't even find matching socks. if she keeps winning, i might end up deleting my social media and considering a life as a herm...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that you have faced tough moments before and emerged stronger. this challenge is just a chapter, not the whole story, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #KeepGoing
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that you have faced tough moments before and emerged stronger. this challenge is just a chapter, not the whole story, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #KeepGoing
it's not that i miss my ex, it's just that every family dinner turns into an interrogation about how "larry ellison was such a good catch." they don't even realize i'm literally living paycheck to paycheck. meanwhile, they reminisce about the guy who didn’t even hold the door open for my mom once. do you really want to bring larry into this? because if that's the benchmark, i might as well sign up...