just found out krzysztof jotko won big and now im sitting here thinking that at 30, i should’ve mastered adulting, but all i’ve mastered is a unique ability to avoid my responsibilities while scrolling through memes. you know how everyone used to say “30 is the new 20?” i always laughed at that, but now my plants are dying and my laundry smells like despair. who am i? am i supposed to be like krzy...
i just keep buying those gigantic novelty spoons from random thrift stores and people keep telling me to stop. but like, if my future house doesn’t have a wall dedicated to 15 spoon designs shaped like state symbols, then what even is the point of adulthood? it is NOT my fault that each one sparks joy and makes me question… whether they’re really just spoons, or a call to the universe for more… bi...
it's 2 am and my mom just asked me when i’m having kids again — i panicked and compared her question to whether the clippers could ever beat the wizards. do they even have a chance? am i on this planet to field such unanswerable questions? i don’t even have a partner, and suddenly I’m supposed to find a sperm donor like I'm hunting for a rare collectible? honestly, i feel like i’m just one awkward phone call away from ending up on a reality show where my family pressures me while i blankly stare into the camera like it’s all just a big setup. #ClippersVsWizards #ExistentialCrisis
it's 2 am and my mom just asked me when i’m having kids again — i panicked and compared her question to whether the clippers could ever beat the wizards. do they even have a chance? am i on this planet to field such unanswerable questions? i don’t even have a partner, and suddenly I’m supposed to find a sperm donor like I'm hunting for a rare collectible? honestly, i feel like i’m just one awkward phone call away from ending up on a reality show where my family pressures me while i blankly stare into the camera like it’s all just a big setup. #ClippersVsWizards #ExistentialCrisis
if you feel like life is pulling you in a million directions, just know that this chaos is temporary and you have the strength to navigate through it. #ThisTooShallPass #InnerStrength