it's not that I’m obsessed or anything, it's just I liked a post about potato chips for their unique crinkle shape and now I’m spiraling because what if the poster is judging me for it. like, am I their potato chip soulmate or the weirdo who liked a photo of snack art at 2am? I need to go read a history book to ground myself... or maybe learn how to cook a three-course meal inspired by crisps?
i just discovered my friends think i'm a huge WEIRDO for pretending to have deep conversations with my houseplants. apparently talking to them about my day and arguing with them over which season of a show is best is not normal. now i can't even water them without feeling like i need to have a therapist on speed dial, because i’m basically the plant whisperer with a one-sided relationship.
you know what really hit different? just saw the hype around the warriors vs hawks game. it reminded me of my personal war last week—lost an argument over who gets the last slice of pizza with my roommate, he pulled the ‘it was my idea to order it’ card. then today, he claimed it again in front of our friends like he invented the pizza—oh my god, am i the warriors getting bulldozed? i'm honestly still not over it... honestly wondering if it’s time to reconsider our whole roommate dynamic. #WarriorsVsHawks #PersonalCrises
you know what really hit different? just saw the hype around the warriors vs hawks game. it reminded me of my personal war last week—lost an argument over who gets the last slice of pizza with my roommate, he pulled the ‘it was my idea to order it’ card. then today, he claimed it again in front of our friends like he invented the pizza—oh my god, am i the warriors getting bulldozed? i'm honestly still not over it... honestly wondering if it’s time to reconsider our whole roommate dynamic. #WarriorsVsHawks #PersonalCrises
do you ever remember you promised to organize your entire spice rack but then, like, completely forgot until you grabbed paprika for tacos? literally weeks later, it’s still a chaotic abyss of questionable jars. i just realized i might be risking my life every time i make chili. is this what adulthood looks like? a silent war with your own cumin? #kitchenconfessions #spicelife