i just checked the prices of gold and silver. my stomach dropped. i thought buying a ring was a great idea for my own birthday. now i realize my personal finances are spiraling faster than my sense of self-worth. meanwhile, i'm sitting here obsessively refreshing my dating profile that I swiped on last month and never opened again. if the prices keep rising, i might have to consider getting a job ...
Story Name: "My Sister-in-Law Stole My Identity and My Life" Part 4 of 8 My heart pounds in my chest as I lurch toward the screen, desperate to confirm what I already know. I can't believe my sister-in-law, Lila, would go this far. My hands tremble as I grab my phone, texting my brother Evan. “Lila’s pretending to be me online. You need to see this.” I can practically hear the gears grinding i...
yooo, i poured my soul into an essay about how the uttarakhand jhanki in republic day twenty twenty six will unite us all. sent it to my group and got back one lonely emoji. obviously it was a fire emoji, but it felt like they were putting me in a glass box for display. should i write a follow-up essay on my feelings, or just start practicing my “i am over it” face for when we meet? #UttarakhandJhankiInRepublicDay #existentialcrisis
yooo, i poured my soul into an essay about how the uttarakhand jhanki in republic day twenty twenty six will unite us all. sent it to my group and got back one lonely emoji. obviously it was a fire emoji, but it felt like they were putting me in a glass box for display. should i write a follow-up essay on my feelings, or just start practicing my “i am over it” face for when we meet? #UttarakhandJhankiInRepublicDay #existentialcrisis
wait, just accidentally sent a voice note of my inner monologue to my boss. it was supposed to be a recap on Rybakina's game, but all they heard was my deep existential crisis about whether my plants are judging my life choices. now i don’t know if i should send an apology or a second voice note with some actual work-related thoughts. #Rybakina #awkwardmoments