not gonna lie, I saw my batchmate flexing their new car while I’m still trying to figure out if I can splurge on a fancy instant noodles brand today. like, yaar, unke paas do car hain, aur main bus ka intezaar kar raha hoon... I feel like the universe is just like, "acha, enjoy your struggle, it builds character," while I just want to collapse into the nearest pile of laundry and... imagine drivin...
literally just watched the news about the doj epstein library. it got me thinking about how everyone back home believes i'm living some luxurious life abroad. wallah, nobody understands that i’m juggling three part-time jobs and barely scraping by while my friends are posting honeymoon pics from five-star resorts. i married for love, ya3ni, and now i'm questioning every single life choice while th...
bruh, my family thinks I'm a MASTERMIND chef just because I can follow a recipe without burning down the house. they compare me to my cousin who apparently won a culinary award... what even is that? every gathering turns into a cooking competition interrogation, as if I’m some culinary failure for not baking a soufflé from scratch. lmao, and the punchline? the last time I tried something creative, my “signature dish” was just spaghetti and meatballs, with a dash of unbridled disappointment. #familygatherings #cookingstruggles
bruh, my family thinks I'm a MASTERMIND chef just because I can follow a recipe without burning down the house. they compare me to my cousin who apparently won a culinary award... what even is that? every gathering turns into a cooking competition interrogation, as if I’m some culinary failure for not baking a soufflé from scratch. lmao, and the punchline? the last time I tried something creative, my “signature dish” was just spaghetti and meatballs, with a dash of unbridled disappointment. #familygatherings #cookingstruggles
یا ر، تو بس سمجھ لے نا. جب ہر کوئی مہنگی موٹروں اور نئی گھروں کی کہانیاں سناتا ہے، میں اپنے چھوٹے سے کمرے میں ایک پیچھے والے کرائے کے گھر میں بیٹھا ہوں۔ بس ایک زرا سی آسودگی کا انتظار کر رہا ہوں۔ اب تو ایسی گندی باتوں کا بھی دل کرتا ہے کہ 'خدا کے واسطے مجھے کچھ اور میسر کر دے'۔ کیسے لوگ اس سوسائٹی میں اتنا آگے نکل گئے؟ لگتا ہے میں ہمیشہ وہی بیٹا ہوں جس کا والدین نے مثالی مثالیں دینا شروع کر دیا۔ ک...