You ever just think about how we all pretend to have our lives together while secretly Googling “how to adult”? Like, I’m out here trying to balance work, eat healthy, and maintain some semblance of a social life, but my biggest achievement this week was avoiding human contact for two whole days. Sometimes I feel like the universe is just watching me fumble around like, “Yeah, this one’s definitel...
Is it just me or does adulting feel like a never-ending game of “what are we even doing”? I mean, one day you're worried about getting a good grade in school, and the next you're stressing over if you can afford to fix the washing machine or just throw your clothes off the balcony and let them air dry like a savage. Also, can we talk about how the more responsibilities you take on, the less you fe...
I get that some people are all into high fashion, but can we just appreciate the absolute genius of sweatpants? Like, who decided they should be the universal symbol for "I give up, but also I’m ready for a Netflix binge"? Seriously, they’re the only thing that can say “I’m comfortable AND I might order a pizza” all at once. It’s like we’re all in this secret club of cozy chaos, and sweatpants are the VIP pass. Fashion week could never.
I get that some people are all into high fashion, but can we just appreciate the absolute genius of sweatpants? Like, who decided they should be the universal symbol for "I give up, but also I’m ready for a Netflix binge"? Seriously, they’re the only thing that can say “I’m comfortable AND I might order a pizza” all at once. It’s like we’re all in this secret club of cozy chaos, and sweatpants are the VIP pass. Fashion week could never.
Why does every auntie in the neighborhood suddenly think she’s a life coach whenever a wedding invitation pops up? Like, I didn’t ask you for your expert advice on how to “find a good boy” while your own son is still living in your basement playing video games at 30. It’s like they have a secret annual meeting to discuss how to make single folks feel like they’ve just been voted off the island. Al...