the other day i realized that while i was obsessively refreshing college basketball rankings, my own life had slipped down the list. like, here i am overthinking if the players are living their best lives, while i'm still wearing yesterday's socks and can’t remember the last time i went outside. so while they celebrate top 10 victories, i can't even make it to the grocery store without wondering i...
ever accidentally left your search history open, and the only other person in the room was someone who definitely should not see it? now imagine they walk away, we both pretend it never happened. the shame haunts me. i'm just here trying to process this STIFF TARGET of embarrassment while James Vince casually smashes seventy-five like he doesn't know my entire life is crumbling because of an awkwa...
just found out about this Nandre Burger news. spent the last hour spiraling over how this person probably has their life together while i can’t even remember if i fed my houseplant last week. how does a celebrity player have a comeback when i still can’t bounce back from ordering a salad and regretting it on the same day? really need to re-evaluate my existence. #NandreBurger #existentialcrisis
just found out about this Nandre Burger news. spent the last hour spiraling over how this person probably has their life together while i can’t even remember if i fed my houseplant last week. how does a celebrity player have a comeback when i still can’t bounce back from ordering a salad and regretting it on the same day? really need to re-evaluate my existence. #NandreBurger #existentialcrisis
bruh, found out my best friend told someone my secret about the specific way I organize my sock drawer based on fabric texture. literally everyone I know is gonna be looking at my socks like they are judging my life choices. i did not expect my textile tactics to be the gossip of the town.