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Appreciation: i literally just realized my parents were my age when they learned how to make a…

not gonna lie, i just found out my coworker took credit for my entire presentation... the one where i included that four-minute interpretive dance about Q3 numbers. now i’m left contemplating if i should break out my dance moves in the break room and challenge them to a duel. think they will understand i deserve an Oscar for best original choreography? #officepolitics #danceoff

yoo, just found out my family thinks my ex was a 'gem' compared to my current partner. my mom even called him ‘the rachel mcadams of boyfriends’ while my dad nodded like he was presenting me a trophy, and honestly, I nearly crashed my cereal box. still trying to digest the whole “my life isn’t a rom-com” bit as they continue asking when I’ll see that ‘perfect’ guy again. I'm still here sitting wit...

i literally just realized my parents were my age when they learned how to make a perfect soufflé. meanwhile, I still can’t figure out how to toast bread without burning it. they had matching furniture sets and dinner parties while I am scrolling through meme pages and having existential crises over my breakfast. the bar is set so high, and I can’t even successfully season a piece of chicken.

i literally just realized my parents were my age when they learned how to make a perfect soufflé. meanwhile, I still can’t figure out how to toast bread without burning it. they had matching furniture sets and dinner parties while I am scrolling through meme pages and having existential crises over my breakfast. the bar is set so high, and I can’t even successfully season a piece of chicken.

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