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Appreciation: the way that i kept rearranging my spice rack to impress someone who just casual…

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the way that i kept rearranging my spice rack to impress someone who just casually called it "nice" — like, hello, we were basically planning our future together in my mind. i honestly believed we had a bond deeper than cumin and paprika. then it hit me — while sorting basil and oregano — i have a spice rack for one. it was one-sided the whole time, and i’m still here naming the herbs like i’m casting a reality show with the heartbreak ingredients.

the way that i kept rearranging my spice rack to impress someone who just casually called it "nice" — like, hello, we were basically planning our future together in my mind. i honestly believed we had a bond deeper than cumin and paprika. then it hit me — while sorting basil and oregano — i have a spice rack for one. it was one-sided the whole time, and i’m still here naming the herbs like i’m casting a reality show with the heartbreak ingredients.

honestly just sent an eight-paragraph text about my toenail fungus to the group chat—meant for my podiatrist— and now I’m convinced my friends are discussing an intervention without me. #sorrynotsorry #selfreport