day 21 of believing that all houseplants are conspiring against me. just found out my spider plant got an interview with a top interior designer. honestly, why does a plant need a LinkedIn? this is literally what my life has become. clearly, I need to rethink my career choices if a plant is winning at life. #existentialplantcrisis #cactiandconspiracies
the way i just realized my camera roll is basically a documentary of my descent into madness. last week, i took three consecutive pictures of my toast because it looked like a shape only i could interpret. now, with all this talk about Wang Xinyu, i wonder if she'd win a match with a challenger who found my picture evidence of some emotional crisis. honestly, no one talks about how documenting bre...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #MentalHealthSupport
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #MentalHealthSupport
just sat down and realized i have been spending a small fortune on instant coffee and cheap candles while my favorite show is always just a tab open in the background. this week, i am *literally* looking forward to watching scotland women versus nepal women more than meeting my actual friends. like, am i about to fake an urgent delivery to avoid small talk? anyways, my favorite mug is cracking. is...