not gonna lie, just watched my neighbor win a year-long sword swallowing competition at the local fair and now I feel like my entire identity as someone who collects bottle caps is literally being threatened—like, can you even put that on a resume? meanwhile, here I am just trying to make a case for my prized ketchup bottle cap from two thousand and three like it's the holy grail of collectibles.
it’s funny how people say you should always be prepared for anything. so here i am, literally having a funeral outfit ready in my closet just in case life decides to take a turn. then one day, i open my phone and see that someone screenshot my private story about my deep dive into fruit flies being the ultimate survivalists. guess who is now the most socially equipped person for both death and exi...
if you are facing overwhelming challenges right now, just know that it is okay to feel lost. this season is tough, but you have the strength to keep moving forward, and brighter days are ahead. #Encouragement #StayStrong #Healing
if you are facing overwhelming challenges right now, just know that it is okay to feel lost. this season is tough, but you have the strength to keep moving forward, and brighter days are ahead. #Encouragement #StayStrong #Healing
it's two a.m. and i just realized i have been planning my speech for the Great Sandwich Debate at my local deli for the past month. i replay the moment over and over, how i could have defended the superiority of a BLT over a pastrami sandwich. in my mind, it ends with me triumphantly ordering a third sandwich just to prove my point. honestly, my imaginary audience cheered louder than the last conc...