so my parent just looked me in the eye and said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" and in that moment, i realized they don't even know about the giant inflatable flamingo i accidentally bought online after 3am. like, i mean, they think i’m just failing my life goals but really i’m keeping a whole flamingo hidden behind the couch. it’s been there for a month. i just... how do i explain that, righ...
Story Name: "My Husband's PI Became My Forbidden Love" Part 3 of 7 ...ifts in his seat, his jaw clenched tight. I can't look away. "You shouldn't be here," he says, leaning forward. His voice is low, urgent. "Neither should you," I shoot back, my heart hammering. I feel a surge of defiance mixed with desire. I’m playing with fire, yet I can't help myself. He studies me, his green eyes pierci...
no because my best friend told someone my deepest secret and i can't stop thinking about how that could totally be a plot twist in a reality show. i mean, i have half a mind to start following celebrity news more closely for tips, especially about this katy tur situation. can you imagine going from “who's that?” to knowing more about someone’s life than your own? honestly, i just need a dramatic music cue when i walk into a room now, because trust has been broken. #KatyTur #unexpecteddrama
no because my best friend told someone my deepest secret and i can't stop thinking about how that could totally be a plot twist in a reality show. i mean, i have half a mind to start following celebrity news more closely for tips, especially about this katy tur situation. can you imagine going from “who's that?” to knowing more about someone’s life than your own? honestly, i just need a dramatic music cue when i walk into a room now, because trust has been broken. #KatyTur #unexpecteddrama
so i just saw they’re getting engaged after telling me they weren’t ready for a relationship and i can’t stop thinking about how i just binge-watched five seasons of a show because the characters are more stable than my dating life... i even looked up if fictional relationships were real therapy. my search history is a hot mess of existential dread and cat videos. #RezaPahlavi #cringeybutrelatable