yooo, I just heard about Marvel's new movie, and here I am wishing I could teleport out of my crumbling reality like I'm one of the Avengers, while my partner's been busy texting someone else like they’re rehearsing for a superhero role in my personal heartbreak saga. I mean, if I can't manifest a superhero life for myself, at least let me manifest some respect, you know? life is absurd, bruh. #Ma...
if you are facing a tough time right now, remember that even the heaviest clouds eventually pass, making way for brighter skies. #YouMatter #HopeExists #YouAreNotAlone
it’s not that i’m nosy, it’s just… curiosity. my roommate is deep in a phase of Messi mania since his move to that soccer team in Miami. one night, i glanced at his phone while he was snoozing. the screen lit up with a group chat titled “Messi Fans Unite” filled with wild theories about him “saving” American soccer. and then—oh, oh my god—there were leaked pictures of him wearing… wait for it… matching couple outfits with his dog. i dropped the phone, but not before i read the messages where everyone planned to start a petition for the dog to attend games. what do i even say to him when he wakes up? #TheImpactOfLionelMessisMoveToI #MessiMadness
it’s not that i’m nosy, it’s just… curiosity. my roommate is deep in a phase of Messi mania since his move to that soccer team in Miami. one night, i glanced at his phone while he was snoozing. the screen lit up with a group chat titled “Messi Fans Unite” filled with wild theories about him “saving” American soccer. and then—oh, oh my god—there were leaked pictures of him wearing… wait for it… matching couple outfits with his dog. i dropped the phone, but not before i read the messages where everyone planned to start a petition for the dog to attend games. what do i even say to him when he wakes up? #TheImpactOfLionelMessisMoveToI #MessiMadness
day 47 of staring at the fifty-seven boxes of ‘useful junk’ I convinced myself were ‘savings’ because, apparently, fifteen vintage lunch boxes and four miniature lawn gnomes would definitely help in a post-apocalyptic scenario. now I’m binge-watching motivational videos on decluttering while avoiding my cluttered life like its an ex I never wanted to run into at the grocery store. #hoarderhumor #e...