its not that im obsessed, its just that i found a whole article about Mike Tomlin and then realized i accidentally sent it to the group chat instead of the one friend who actually cares. now everyone thinks im making him my personal mentor when the last time i even kicked a ball was in gym class—just sad to say but i probably thought i was manifesting something amazing. might as well sign up for a...
so i was scrolling through the news, and apparently elissa slotkin is talking about the flint water crisis. and it hit me that my apartment has had that weird faucet dripping noise for two months. like am i supposed to call a plumber or just pray to the plumbing gods. honestly, it feels like every drop is just life telling me, ‘you really should have gotten your act together.’ like, do you think s...
the way that i moved to a new city because someone promised me adventures, but now i'm stuck here with an empty fridge and the only "adventure" is figuring out how to pay for water. honestly, i have started giving my cereal motivational speeches before breakfast. it’s getting so desperate that my milk and I just signed a lease together. we're in this for the long haul.
the way that i moved to a new city because someone promised me adventures, but now i'm stuck here with an empty fridge and the only "adventure" is figuring out how to pay for water. honestly, i have started giving my cereal motivational speeches before breakfast. it’s getting so desperate that my milk and I just signed a lease together. we're in this for the long haul.
I just added up how much I spend on RANDOM kitchen gadgets that I use once, and it’s enough to buy a timeshare in a REEALLLY bad resort. I mean, why did I think I needed a banana slicer and a melon baller? Like, I can’t even peel a banana without a breakdown...