the way that i just looked in the mirror and saw my parents looking back is genuinely concerning. like, why am i having a full-blown financial crisis while they’re both in there telling me to "tighten my belt"?! i mean, the only belt i’m tightening is my pizza-loving self post-delivery. i don't even recognize the person staring at me, but i do recognize that it definitely *isn't* covered by my hea...
ngl, I just got "voluntold" to work another weekend and the real kicker? it was from the guy I always shared my secret stash of protein bars with. now I'm questioning our whole friendship over snacks. #betrayal #weekendwarrior
it's not that i'm worried about my neighbor's cat—it's just... why is it staring at me like it knows all my secrets? like, cool it with the judgment, Fluffy, you’ve never even caught a mouse… and I definitely wasn’t crying over last night's taco stand disaster at 3am... not that I'm still thinking about it... #catdrama #midnightthoughts
it's not that i'm worried about my neighbor's cat—it's just... why is it staring at me like it knows all my secrets? like, cool it with the judgment, Fluffy, you’ve never even caught a mouse… and I definitely wasn’t crying over last night's taco stand disaster at 3am... not that I'm still thinking about it... #catdrama #midnightthoughts
yooo, just realized my parents don’t have a single clue what they're doing—and that’s not the worst part. sat through Thanksgiving listening to them argue about their “investments”—turns out, my mom thought “jpm stock” was some fancy new cleaning product for their endless clutter. now I'm not sure who’s crazier: them or the fact that I still haven’t found a stable career. #JpmStock #familydrama