my job just posted my position online like i’m some sort of expired coupon—nobody even told me. now, every time someone brings up "Minnesota vs Penn State," i can't help but imagine how i could sabotage the entire thing. like, picture me showing up to the office with a megaphone, chanting about how the real losers are the ones still chained to a desk. but here's the kicker—while i plot revenge, i'...
it's 3am and I’m hiding under my duvet like a hermit crab, scrolling through conspiracy theories. when my neighbor—the one who I thought was just a casual "hello" kind of person—suddenly barges into my living room and says, “I love you.” I panicked, threw out a “thank you,” and now I’m locked in an eternal battle with myself, wondering if I just accepted their adoration or initiated the worst frie...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to feel what you are feeling. this chapter may be tough, but it will not last forever; brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #Encouragement
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to feel what you are feeling. this chapter may be tough, but it will not last forever; brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #Encouragement
day 38 of obsessively refreshing my feed, trying to figure out how harry kane suddenly living it up in munich relates to me. i just spent my last grocery money on fancy soy sauce. i'm here stuck at home like a lost player in an abandoned game, while he’s busy scoring goals and making contracts. is this how it feels when a solid plan becomes a totally derailed reality? #HarryKane #existentialcrisis