day 47 of me watching my coworker who thought it was a good idea to "borrow" my lunch for the third time get promoted over me. honestly, did they really think i wouldn’t notice when they brought my pasta in for the company potluck? now they are my boss, and i am over here trying to practice saying “congratulations” through clenched teeth. will they throw a party for my emotional breakdown when i r...
just found out brandon lake released a new song. felt like my ex who ghosted me came back with flowers, but these flowers are dead and the song is on repeat in my head. i sat in front of the mirror, and suddenly, my reflection started looking like my parents judging my life choices. i had a funeral outfit ready in case the song's emotions didn't leave me. now, my next breakup has me prepping for t...
have you ever been asked to train your replacement without knowing you were LEAVING? like, here i am giving a whole presentation on the intricate details of how to refill the stapler and take snack breaks - meanwhile, i realize the best advice would have been to never share the secret stash of gum hidden in my drawer. awkward moments aside, does that mean i need to pack my things and leave while reciting their name like it’s an incantation? i think so.
have you ever been asked to train your replacement without knowing you were LEAVING? like, here i am giving a whole presentation on the intricate details of how to refill the stapler and take snack breaks - meanwhile, i realize the best advice would have been to never share the secret stash of gum hidden in my drawer. awkward moments aside, does that mean i need to pack my things and leave while reciting their name like it’s an incantation? i think so.
just found out grace van patten met jackson white by bumping into each other at a coffee shop. like, literally, my crush walked right past me last week and i made eye contact like it was a scene out of a rom-com. they smiled at me, and i smiled back, then realized i had crumbs all over my face from my snack. now i'm picturing my awkward meeting with destiny and how he probably walked away thinking...