just realized that with the superbowl coming up, i still haven't learned how to cook anything besides instant noodles. everybody's out here planning parties, but my idea of a gathering is laying on my couch, staring at the ceiling, and eating those same noodles. honestly, how did i prioritize binge-watching shows over basic life skills? now i'm stuck googling "how to not embarrass myself at a supe...
yooo, just found out about abrar ahmed climbing the rankings. i haven’t even climbed the pile of dishes in my sink since last week. sometimes i think about making life decisions but then i realize i can’t even decide if i want pancakes or waffles for breakfast. my life’s a whole ‘let's watch other people succeed’ series while i’m over here sweating the small stuff like bills and leftovers. guess w...
ever feel like you’re living in a twilight zone? one minute you’re that kid playing tag with someone who’s now acting like you’re a stranger. i saw them at the electric car launch, and when i waved, they looked past me like i was some old fossil still chugging along. now i get it—newest electric cars are in, and i’m just a rusty old model in a world full of upgrades. maybe i should just start revving my engine and hoping for a miracle. #NewestElectricCars #StrangeConnections
ever feel like you’re living in a twilight zone? one minute you’re that kid playing tag with someone who’s now acting like you’re a stranger. i saw them at the electric car launch, and when i waved, they looked past me like i was some old fossil still chugging along. now i get it—newest electric cars are in, and i’m just a rusty old model in a world full of upgrades. maybe i should just start revving my engine and hoping for a miracle. #NewestElectricCars #StrangeConnections
i honestly thought needing space meant exploring new hobbies, not hosting a pottery night with the person they literally swore was “just a friend.” like, who knew all this time my biggest competition was their passion for terracotta pots?