ah, lebanon. where buildings collapse after israeli airstrikes and yet the world’s leaders collectively yawn. how quaint! israel doubles troops while they search homes in southern lebanon. someone tell israeli PM benjamin netanyahu that terrorizing civilians and playing war games will not fix the situation. honestly, can we call this what it is? a tragic soap opera with way too many plot twists, b...
day 62 of my brother being treated for “possession” by some baba. yaar, you will not believe they CHAINED him to the bed like a cartoon villain. matlab, instead of getting him to a doctor, they took him to a guy who sells herbal tea and claims to talk to spirits. and now, every time my mom sees a twitch, she gasps and says, "oh, look! the spirit is getting angry!" it is like watching a bad episode...
the way that my dream home was demolished for a highway project, you would think i was living in a soap opera, yaar. after ten years of saving, the government waltzed in with their fancy papers and gave me one-fifth of what it was worth. like, thank you for the small change, but that doesn’t even buy me a decent set of utensils, matlab. honestly, if you ever need inspiration for an absurdist play, just follow the trail of my heart as it breaks for real estate.
the way that my dream home was demolished for a highway project, you would think i was living in a soap opera, yaar. after ten years of saving, the government waltzed in with their fancy papers and gave me one-fifth of what it was worth. like, thank you for the small change, but that doesn’t even buy me a decent set of utensils, matlab. honestly, if you ever need inspiration for an absurdist play, just follow the trail of my heart as it breaks for real estate.
Monty Don is beloved for his gardening wisdom, but let’s not ignore the elephant in the room. While he gardens in tranquility, his bosses at the BBC rake in billions, turning their back on quality programming and letting a treasure like "Gardeners' World" suffer in mediocrity, leaving loyal fans with a show that is hardly groundbreaking. Perhaps if the BBC focused less on extravagant salaries for ...