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Appreciation: day 47 of pretending i understand why everyone is hyped about coppa italia. mean…

lmao, so like, i accidentally told my neighbor about my obsessive collection of vintage thimbles during a random chat about knitting. now they keep bringing it up like it’s a literal gossip piece. i can't even look them in the eye without feeling like i just confessed to, like, wearing socks with sandals in public.

if you are facing a tough time right now, just know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. remember, this moment is just a chapter in your story, not the whole book. #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass

day 47 of pretending i understand why everyone is hyped about coppa italia. meanwhile, my most intense battle is over who ate the last of the ice cream in my freezer. it's a fight worthy of the playoffs. honestly, it’s my only motivation to wake up in the morning, hoping someone slips up and admits they were the culprits. #CoppaItalia #IceCreamDrama

day 47 of pretending i understand why everyone is hyped about coppa italia. meanwhile, my most intense battle is over who ate the last of the ice cream in my freezer. it's a fight worthy of the playoffs. honestly, it’s my only motivation to wake up in the morning, hoping someone slips up and admits they were the culprits. #CoppaItalia #IceCreamDrama

ever found yourself juggling the roles of referee, judge, and therapist while your parents bicker over the correct way to load a dishwasher? i mean, how did we get here, and why do i know way too much about their soap preferences now? this is not what i signed up for; if i wanted family drama, i would’ve auditioned for a reality show.