no because I just added up all my forgotten subscriptions and realized I’ve been financing the ultimate one-woman reality show about my life—and let me tell you, the plot twist is that I can’t afford the plot, the characters, or even the popcorn. as the snow blankets higher reaches, I sit here watching my budget get buried while I wait for the next 'reality' season to get canceled, and I can’t dec...
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so, like, I caught myself lying about the weather report today. I told my coworker it was sunny just to avoid explaining why I didn't join their walk because my plan literally involved lying in bed binge-watching a show about, like, people solving supernatural mysteries. now I'm worried this small lie is going to snowball into me needing to invent an entire alternate life. is there a name for that? maybe I should start, like, prepping for a crisis meeting in my own head. #WeatherReportToday #LivingTheLie
so, like, I caught myself lying about the weather report today. I told my coworker it was sunny just to avoid explaining why I didn't join their walk because my plan literally involved lying in bed binge-watching a show about, like, people solving supernatural mysteries. now I'm worried this small lie is going to snowball into me needing to invent an entire alternate life. is there a name for that? maybe I should start, like, prepping for a crisis meeting in my own head. #WeatherReportToday #LivingTheLie
the way that everyone is suddenly all about ucf basketball has me questioning my life choices. i tried to mentor my coworker yesterday, and halfway through my speech, i realized i’m just as lost as they are. not gonna lie, the last time i felt this uninformed, i ended up giving my ex advice on his game-winning shot—only for him to miss and blame it on me. #UcfBasketball #MentorFails