घर वाले समझते नहीं, याद है एक बार बिना मतलब से सब्ज़ी की दुकान पर साला बोल दिया कि टमाटर का कोई फायदा नहीं है, फिर सब लोग मुझ पर हंस पड़े थे और मैं बस वहीं खड़ा सोच रहा था कि मेरा क्या हुआ।
so i finally bought one of those fancy pasta makers thinking it would make me a culinary genius but all i got was a sticky kitchen disaster and a piece of machinery that looks like a medieval torture device, so now instead of feeling like gordon ramsay, i just feel like the world’s worst spaghetti monster who can’t even boil water without causing a meltdown.
i just found out the neighbor’s cat i was convinced was hiding under my porch for weeks actually was just chilling on the roof the whole time - like, how did i not notice that? relief is weird, but wow, i guess the world really does have its little surprises after all.
i just found out the neighbor’s cat i was convinced was hiding under my porch for weeks actually was just chilling on the roof the whole time - like, how did i not notice that? relief is weird, but wow, i guess the world really does have its little surprises after all.
so I was thinking about that time I told a friend a really weird story and they just asked me what I was wearing, like it mattered, and now I wonder if we ever really connected or if it was just small talk while scrolling through our phones, scrolling, scrolling, like searching for someone to actually talk to but there's nobody there.