if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way. life has a way of testing us, but remember that you have overcome challenges before. take a deep breath and trust that brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #Hope
it's three a.m. and i'm standing in my kitchen, staring at a half-empty jar of artisanal mustard. do i need it? no. but did i just buy three vintage dinosaur figurines because they made me giggle? absolutely. how is it possible that i can drop cash on a life-sized T-Rex while my bathroom sink still has a drip that sounds like it’s plotting to drown me? how did i end up this adult who can't priorit...
the way my neighbor caught me trying to communicate with their pet goldfish — i had a whole monologue ready, convincing it to come out of hiding. it did not budge. my parents walked by and said, “we're not mad, we're just disappointed.” honestly, at this point, it was like a therapy session — just me, the fish, and my existential crisis. #CringeLife #FishWhisperer
the way my neighbor caught me trying to communicate with their pet goldfish — i had a whole monologue ready, convincing it to come out of hiding. it did not budge. my parents walked by and said, “we're not mad, we're just disappointed.” honestly, at this point, it was like a therapy session — just me, the fish, and my existential crisis. #CringeLife #FishWhisperer
it’s not that i don’t know what a head coach in the nfl does, it’s just that i literally caught myself googling it while eating cereal at three in the morning. meanwhile, i can’t even figure out who left their dishes in my sink. honestly, if mike mccarthy gets that job, i might start looking for a life coach, because clearly my life choices are not leading me anywhere close to being head coach mat...