yooo, just realized i am currently living in an episode of a cooking show where the chef has no food. is it just me, or do all my plants have better life insurance than i do? do they think they are safe just because i sprinkle water on them?
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that it is okay to feel lost; this moment is a chapter, not the entire story, and brighter days will come. #YouMatter #HopeExists
wait, so i told my friends i was allergic to sunlight just to avoid going outside, when in reality i’m just trying to save what little i have left to buy a dozen avocados because i think they will make me feel like a fancy brunch person. and honestly, it’s not even about the avocados, it’s about the idealized version of myself i am trying to become while also realizing i haven’t left my house in three weeks, and the last human interaction i had was with a potted plant.
wait, so i told my friends i was allergic to sunlight just to avoid going outside, when in reality i’m just trying to save what little i have left to buy a dozen avocados because i think they will make me feel like a fancy brunch person. and honestly, it’s not even about the avocados, it’s about the idealized version of myself i am trying to become while also realizing i haven’t left my house in three weeks, and the last human interaction i had was with a potted plant.
wait—so my side hustle is now covering the expenses of my regular job, right? I just realized I spend 40 hours a week in a place that could win awards for Most Depressing Cubicle Design, while I am also—get this—perfecting my expert-level origami skills on the side to make decorative swans for events. the irony is, my coworker has been glaring at my origami like it's a criminal act, while my side ...