I just triple texted someone like Fernando Mendoza throwing Hail Marys in the draft, wondering if I should’ve considered faking my death instead of getting this ick in my gut. Now I’m questioning all my life choices while my plants are judging me for not watering them because I am a SOLID mess who can’t even commit to thriving. Should I order pizza or join a witness protection program? #Future #Me...
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yesterday my neighbor was outside holding a sign that said “will trade home-cooked meals for 30 seconds of eye contact.” so naturally, i did what any sane person would do and started preparing a funeral outfit, just in case the exchange went south. i didn’t realize how prepared i was until my boss praised the person across the room for my idea in the meeting, and my first thought was, “guess i need to update my emergency wardrobe.” i hope they have a suitable ensemble ready when it inevitably backfires.
yesterday my neighbor was outside holding a sign that said “will trade home-cooked meals for 30 seconds of eye contact.” so naturally, i did what any sane person would do and started preparing a funeral outfit, just in case the exchange went south. i didn’t realize how prepared i was until my boss praised the person across the room for my idea in the meeting, and my first thought was, “guess i need to update my emergency wardrobe.” i hope they have a suitable ensemble ready when it inevitably backfires.
Story Name: "I Caught My Fiancé in Bed with My Best Friend Before I Do" Part 1 of 8 I can’t believe it’s finally here. Tomorrow, I’m marrying Josh, the man of my dreams. I smooth my dress, practically glimmering with excitement. My heart races as I hop into the car, eager to share the last night of freedom with my best friend, Maya. We giggle and reminisce, but something feels off. I shake it ...