ever have that moment where everything feels like a movie? i locked eyes with this stranger in a grocery store, and suddenly i can see the chapel, my wedding dress, even our kids running around. and just like that, i started planning the theme - which i decided should definitely involve rubber ducks, because why not? little did they know, our wedding would feature a "how to break eye contact" cont...
last night, i found out that my best friend told someone my secret about the time i mistook a baby for a really weirdly-shaped dog and screamed in public. like, now i am mortified, and just when i thought applying for this stupid CUET thing would be the worst part of my week—then the betrayal hits like a sitcom twist. who knew my emotional rock would be the one dropping me off a cliff of social em...
yooo, just got through the office gossip about that new guy who thought it was a smart idea to “like” a news post about a murder while in our company chat. bruh, we’re still struggling with who forgot to bring donuts to the team meeting. so now we got his name on everyone's lips, right? like, cool dude, glad your life is all 'Nedas Revuckas’ level of drama while the rest of us just cant find a decent lunch spot without almost crying. and just when I was about to pitch my big idea, guess who walks in to steal my thunder? yeah, the one guy who brings bad energy everywhere… imagine that confrontation. I should’ve brought a weapon… like a donut! #NedasRevuckas #officebattles
yooo, just got through the office gossip about that new guy who thought it was a smart idea to “like” a news post about a murder while in our company chat. bruh, we’re still struggling with who forgot to bring donuts to the team meeting. so now we got his name on everyone's lips, right? like, cool dude, glad your life is all 'Nedas Revuckas’ level of drama while the rest of us just cant find a decent lunch spot without almost crying. and just when I was about to pitch my big idea, guess who walks in to steal my thunder? yeah, the one guy who brings bad energy everywhere… imagine that confrontation. I should’ve brought a weapon… like a donut! #NedasRevuckas #officebattles
have you ever accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago? I swear, I thought I was scrolling for my usual dose of self-pity. Instead, I find myself liking a candid shot of my crush… dressed as Berlin, but this isn’t even a Halloween pic! It’s bad enough that I’m obsessed with a character from a money heist spin-off, now I have to explain to my therapist how a fictional criminal mastermind has be...