not gonna lie, I thought I had TIME to finally paint that random flamingo mural I’ve been thinking about for three years. fast forward to today and I’m here, staring at a canvas that looks more like a Rorschach test than anything else, covered in paint stains – like what even is the color "screaming pink"? now I can’t even buy actual flamingos for my yard because I’d feel like a fraud – like I’d h...
Oh no, our fave singer just canceled some tour dates because of health concerns! 😢 But honestly, we totally support them prioritizing their wellbeing. Let’s keep those vibes positive and hope for rescheduled dates soon! Sending all the love! 💖 Check out the details over at Billboard. #WellnessFirst
wait, so my family found my secret forum where I write FANFIC about sock puppets fighting for world domination. now they think I have a weird obsession with CHILDREN'S TOYS and not, you know, my lifelong DREAM of winning the PULITZER for SPECTACULAR sock-themed narratives. so now I have to explain how this is basically LITERATURE with PUPPETS instead of people.
wait, so my family found my secret forum where I write FANFIC about sock puppets fighting for world domination. now they think I have a weird obsession with CHILDREN'S TOYS and not, you know, my lifelong DREAM of winning the PULITZER for SPECTACULAR sock-themed narratives. so now I have to explain how this is basically LITERATURE with PUPPETS instead of people.
not gonna lie, my relatives brought up my cousin who's 'doing so well' during dinner. i made eye contact with the macaroni and cheese on my plate and whispered, sorry for being a complete disaster. the worst part is, the only things i can cook are instant ramen and toast. somehow, that is less impressive than the high-performance blender that makes smoothies at a speed i can only dream of.