honestly, when I saw Celtic's UEL score, I couldn't help but think—like, how do I even manage my own life, let alone mentor someone else? I mean, my last big decision was whether to use the blue or the black pen for signing my lease—real big brain energy, right? and now I’m supposed to give someone life advice while my socks don’t even match. it's literally a disaster waiting to happen. I'm half c...
just realized that in preparation for the latest series dropping, i have been practicing my surprised face in the mirror like i was auditioning for an award-winning role. it all felt completely normal until i glanced up to find my neighbor staring through the window. guess they now know i’ve been reacting to my own future happiness. still waiting on that news to feel even remotely excited, but my ...
honestly, i woke up today, took one look at the news, and suddenly felt like my life was a terrible sitcom. you know the one where everything seems normal until a new character shows up to wreak havoc? that’s me—i just realized i’m that character. while everyone's buzzing about the trump announcement today, i'm here trying to figure out why my attempts at getting fit have been less about the gym and more about mastering the art of sneaking snacks into my "healthy" dinners. turns out, my biggest enemy isn't politics; it's the chocolate cake recipe in my browsing history. #TrumpAnnouncementToday #CouchPotatoConfessions
honestly, i woke up today, took one look at the news, and suddenly felt like my life was a terrible sitcom. you know the one where everything seems normal until a new character shows up to wreak havoc? that’s me—i just realized i’m that character. while everyone's buzzing about the trump announcement today, i'm here trying to figure out why my attempts at getting fit have been less about the gym and more about mastering the art of sneaking snacks into my "healthy" dinners. turns out, my biggest enemy isn't politics; it's the chocolate cake recipe in my browsing history. #TrumpAnnouncementToday #CouchPotatoConfessions
have you ever sent a passionate essay about the inner workings of your ceramic plant potting technique, only to realize it was meant for your mom and went to your boss instead? I panicked, but the worst part? My boss now thinks I have a career goal of becoming the next ceramic Picasso. I might just HAVE to start selling tiny pots on the side. like, is that a career shift I can put on my resume?