if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. sometimes, the darkest moments lead us to the brightest insights about who we are and who we can become. #Encouragement #ThisTooShallPass
honestly, it feels like my only superpower is granting second chances—like, here’s my cape, please take my trust and crumple it like a soda can. so i let someone back into my life and then find out they’re using that trust to microwave leftovers for a stranger—like, who knew leftovers could be so scandalous? it's like being the backup dancer in a talent show for potato salad... anyway, should’ve ...
literally, every family gathering, Uncle Frank spends three hours telling us how the government is out to get him, but I’ve just realized—he's actually been sitting next to Aunt Carol's blueberry pie the whole time. I mean, why else would he keep bringing it up unless he thought the pie was secretly feeding the conspiracy? like, that pie has more followers than he does at this point!
literally, every family gathering, Uncle Frank spends three hours telling us how the government is out to get him, but I’ve just realized—he's actually been sitting next to Aunt Carol's blueberry pie the whole time. I mean, why else would he keep bringing it up unless he thought the pie was secretly feeding the conspiracy? like, that pie has more followers than he does at this point!
last night, I was scrolling through a group chat where my friends were arguing about the Tesla Model Y getting renamed, and suddenly it hit me— I’ve been sitting on the sidelines of all these debates, kind of like how I’ve been doing in life. there I was, waiting for the drama, but the only thing I got was *my heart going Tesla model sad*. everyone else picked their sides, and I realized I wasn’...