i stumbled upon old texts from a time when i actually felt inspired. now, watching my friends flex their new cars feels like a cruel joke. how did they manage to jump so far ahead? its like they have a secret handbook on success, while i’m still flipping through my dog-eared guide on making instant noodles. i never realized celebrating achievements could sting so much. it’s not that i don’t want t...
yooo, so everyone’s talking about سيرين عبد النور looking flawless, and I’m over here practicing my reaction to good news like it’s an Olympic sport. last week, my boss hinted at a promotion I didn’t even want, so I rehearsed my acceptance speech like I was winning an award I didn’t earn. it’s funny how we act like we got it all together while the truth is, I’m just dodging awkward conversations a...
ever notice how you can’t buy the laundry detergent but you just had to get that fancy coffee maker? yeah, it’s like my priorities are on an episode of a twisted game show. so there I am, pouring my heart into making artisanal lattes in my kitchen while my clothes sit smelling like betrayal. like, why do I have a trendy mug for the non-existent guests and a mountain of socks that could start their own colony? but hey, at least I can say I am thriving in caffeination while living in denial about adulting.
ever notice how you can’t buy the laundry detergent but you just had to get that fancy coffee maker? yeah, it’s like my priorities are on an episode of a twisted game show. so there I am, pouring my heart into making artisanal lattes in my kitchen while my clothes sit smelling like betrayal. like, why do I have a trendy mug for the non-existent guests and a mountain of socks that could start their own colony? but hey, at least I can say I am thriving in caffeination while living in denial about adulting.
the way that i literally bought a massive gaming monitor on sale just because i thought "it’s an investment" is making me cringe. i have never gamed in my life, and now it’s just a dust collector in my tiny room while my friends laugh about nvidia stock hitting some new peak. i googled if returning it would make me a failure. spoiler alert: i'm still stuck with the huge box. #Nvidia #RetailTherapy