it's not that i care about the whole scotland vs england cricket match thing, it's just that when i found out my friend group has a separate chat without me, it felt like discovering a secret club where they're literally making plans to celebrate a victory that i didn't even know we were fighting over - like, do they think i wouldn’t notice them dropping casual hints about watching the game togeth...
wait, so my boss literally said "we're like family here" right before telling us there would be NO raises this year. that awkward pause felt like when your pet walks in on you having an emotional breakdown, and now I’m just sitting here contemplating if my loyalty to the job counts for a second helpings at Thanksgiving. do I need to pick sides in the upcoming six nations matches just to distract m...
last night, i saw my cousin posting from their flat while i was still trying to find my favorite T-shirt buried under three weeks of laundry. somehow, they’re living it up with a plush sofa and matching curtains while i can’t even afford a coffee without guilt. at this rate, if sydney fc and adelaide united can face off, i might need to compete against my own dignity and buy one of those adulting guides just to figure out how to leave the house without being 100% broke. #SydneyFcVsAdelaideUnited #adultingfail
last night, i saw my cousin posting from their flat while i was still trying to find my favorite T-shirt buried under three weeks of laundry. somehow, they’re living it up with a plush sofa and matching curtains while i can’t even afford a coffee without guilt. at this rate, if sydney fc and adelaide united can face off, i might need to compete against my own dignity and buy one of those adulting guides just to figure out how to leave the house without being 100% broke. #SydneyFcVsAdelaideUnited #adultingfail
ever sat down to binge-watch a series, thinking you’re about to escape into someone else’s world? you know, the ones where everyone's thriving and living their best lives? meanwhile, you're over here like, “wow, cool, but do they pay their rent in a hyper-reality where their dreams actually matter?” watched a cooking show recently where they casually tossed around gourmet ingredients, and it hit m...