it's not that i'm upset about my friends having a chat without me, it's just that they named it "the group of exclusive geniuses". like, literally what makes them genius? they still can’t remember to put their empty cereal bowls in the dishwasher. now i'm questioning if i’m missing out on some grand conspiracy about the proper way to eat breakfast.
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that this moment does not define your journey. brighter days are ahead, and you have the strength to navigate through this. #MentalHealthSupport #Encouragement #SelfCare
the way that i just remembered i was supposed to write a three-page paper on the emotional life of gerbils that was due LAST MONTH and thought “oh my god, this is the exact kind of chaotic energy i always knew i possessed.” like, who even signs up for gerbil research in the first place? and here i am, caught in a tragic love story between me and a pile of unturned pages.
the way that i just remembered i was supposed to write a three-page paper on the emotional life of gerbils that was due LAST MONTH and thought “oh my god, this is the exact kind of chaotic energy i always knew i possessed.” like, who even signs up for gerbil research in the first place? and here i am, caught in a tragic love story between me and a pile of unturned pages.
wait—just found out Camila Osorio made headlines. here i am, waiting for the right time to text the cute person at the gym for a MONTH— but they just signed a contract to become a professional cup-stacker. so now— i guess i am just stuck obsessing over whether their gold medal stack could ever compete with my dream of a relationship that never even started. #CamilaOsorio #relatablecringe