was in a pottery class and thought i made the cutest mug ever but when i picked it up it just collapsed into a pile of clay mush like a sad little pancake. everyone laughed and i was like, "great, now i know how to make modern art...or a mess."
so i just told someone about this weird incident from when i was 11 and they had the audacity to ask what i was wearing like this was some sort of true crime documentary and now i am picturing an entire wardrobe from a middle school horror movie—it's almost as if they think i had fashion sense at that age when really i was just draped in neon colors and oversized everything, so thanks for making m...
कोई समझता नहीं कि एक महीने से मैंने अस्पताल में बिस्तर के नीचे सोते-सोते ख़ुद को एक पेशेवर चूहा मान लिया है जबकि मेरे साले एकाउंट में पैसे डालने के अलावा कोई काम नहीं करते।
कोई समझता नहीं कि एक महीने से मैंने अस्पताल में बिस्तर के नीचे सोते-सोते ख़ुद को एक पेशेवर चूहा मान लिया है जबकि मेरे साले एकाउंट में पैसे डालने के अलावा कोई काम नहीं करते।
yaar, matlab samjho na, mujhe pichle hafte party mein kisi ne bola "suno, thoda khud ki taraf dhyan do" aur maine jawab de diya "haan, main doctor banne wali hoon" jab mujhe yeh kehna tha "nahi, yaar, maine khaana nahi khaaya" itna awkward hua ke sab log hans rahe the. ये सोचकर ही हंसी आती है कि लोग अब भी इस बात को याद करते हैं।