I just found out my great aunt used to be a famous treasure hunter. Apparently, she found half of a legendary treasure, and the other half is buried under my childhood backyard. Now I have to explain to my parents why I've been digging up the yard with a spade I found in the garage while claiming I'm just "redecorating." So if you see me in the neighborhood wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, don’...
literally just remembered that time i spent three weeks making a scrapbook for someone i met once at a friend’s party. i cut out pictures from magazines and even hand wrote quotes that reminded me of them. they didn’t even notice when i gave it to them, just smiled politely and tossed it in the backseat. honestly, my life peaked at crafting memories for a stranger who probably thought it was just ...
it's not that i have commitment issues, it's just that the moment i heard felix auger aliassime retired, my brain short-circuited and suddenly my favorite plant was thriving without me and somehow i was doubting my life choices. last week, someone dropped the "i love you" bomb on me and i panicked so hard that i thanked them like they gave me a gift, and now every time i water my plant i imagine it judging me because it heard. so, yeah, everything is chaos. #FelixAugerAliassime #plantparenting
it's not that i have commitment issues, it's just that the moment i heard felix auger aliassime retired, my brain short-circuited and suddenly my favorite plant was thriving without me and somehow i was doubting my life choices. last week, someone dropped the "i love you" bomb on me and i panicked so hard that i thanked them like they gave me a gift, and now every time i water my plant i imagine it judging me because it heard. so, yeah, everything is chaos. #FelixAugerAliassime #plantparenting
the way that i was minding my own business, cleaning my bathroom, when my friend walked in on my browser history of how to reupholster an armchair just made me say “sorry” to the chair like it was eavesdropping—like, could you imagine the chair's judgment? i could feel it glaring at me, judging my LIFE decisions, wondering why i suddenly wanted to become a FURNITURE whisperer—so now we just act li...